Justly accused of a crime he
committed, Tap The One Eyed Lizard has always dreamed of footlights, grease paint and above all, the spotlight.

Never confrontational, he's always gone with the flow. That's what got him in a tight squeeze with the law in Poughkeepsie, NY. While performing at a local bar, Tap had an urgent need to follow nature's call. The proprietor said, “AY! We don't let green entertainers piss in our johns. Take it outside!” Which he did.

In the dark alley, he did not realize he was performing his liquid evacuation on the prostrate, drunken head and body of the son of the chief of police.

Tap The One Eyed Lizard no longer performs in Poughkeepsie, NY.